[Pixie's sitting on her bed with a pirate hat on, and grinning like a little mad thing.]

So.

Did everyone else totally get to keep all the awesome clothes that were in their closet?!

Best reality shift ever.

[When the feed clicks on, Josh Foley can be seen holding the camera out and away from himself. He’s looking over his shoulder every few seconds as he exits the Baxter Building in a rush. It should also be of note that his skin is most definitely a dark metallic black rather than its usual shiny goldI’m back. I’m back here again and…I don’t-what’s ( Read more... )

[The video cuts on to a girl staring intently at the screen, face flecked with something dark and dirty-it’s hard to tell what it is from the shadowed lighting as she holds the PDA away from her-as if she does not care to clean herself up. She does not.] This is another future. Not the only one. I must return to mine.

[She pauses for a moment, ( Read more... )

[There is a shaky view of an alley next to the New Mutants Real World home before Amara comes into view. She is breathing a bit heavily and looks disheveled, clothes rumpled, and a post-it of someone's number on it stuck to to the back of her jeans. Not her usual put together self.Apparently this ridiculous show is much more popular than I ( Read more... )

[Jan and Lorna are on what looks like a TV talk show set. It's 2:00 am and they are totally drinking wine from water bottles, relaxing, and having a grand old time.]

Welcome to the first ever Health Happy Hour with Dr. Pym and Dr. Dane.

The subtitle of the show is: Mutant Sex Machinery

The censors are going to have fun with this. Anyway, phone ( Read more... )

I am in need of employment. I lost my job at Hot Topic when I was teleported out previously, and they have since not allowed me back in fear that I will disappear again. Kate Kane taught me how to do resumes, but people do not wish to hire me because of my brand. I require to know import friendly businesses or stores in Manhattan, or perhaps Truth ( Read more... )

[Sally’s sitting by the Balto statue in Central Park with a stack of scientific journals beside her that she’s supposed to be reading. Her field is up because it helps keep the cold off of her, but she still looks annoyed. That probably has something to do with the cameraman who’s a few feet back, filming her.I want to say right now, that I hate ( Read more... )

So I'm gonna go flying to Mexico for enchiladas. Anybody else up Manhattan way want some?

I'm bringing extra back for one person already, might as well spread the love.

[Lorna's back, dressed up a little fancier than usual. She looks a little tired, but she is a little happy.Jeeze, how long was I gone? The Bins looks like Colossus and Juggernaut angrily tried to use the building as a mattress. Whatever the case, I'm glad to be on Earth again. Though, someone should really get me a cheeseburger. And fries! AND COKE ( Read more... )

[The video opens up on a brightly smiling Pixie.]

Did you all see me on tv?!?!

[The video moves close to the television screen. On the screen is Pixie and she has two sock puppets on her hands. One is a 'wolf' and the other is a little girl with red scraps as a hood. Go with it, everyone.]

And then, Little red is all 'What big teeth you have, ( Read more... )